Random Amusements :)

Aug 21

iwannabefeymous:

Get to Know Meme [3/10] Pairings: Liz x Criss

If it’s positive, awesome! We’re having a baby. I wanna name it Frisbee. If it’s negative, awesome. We’re not gonna fight about the name Frisbee, and we get disco fries for breakfast, because we’re sad.”

Aug 21
cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

Aug 21
hbbits:

The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation. Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a ‘mercenary’. I prefer the title ‘cleaner of the gene pool’. And I’ve made a lot of good friends along the way: like Arcade. He’s always sending me to his amusement park.

hbbits:

The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation. Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a ‘mercenary’. I prefer the title ‘cleaner of the gene pool’. And I’ve made a lot of good friends along the way: like Arcade. He’s always sending me to his amusement park.

Aug 21

combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

Aug 20
Aug 20

Winchester Logic vs. Summers Logic [Requested by ninetypercentslayer]

Aug 20

itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Sims Tumblr Posts

more?

set #2

set#3 

Aug 20
Aug 20

unabating:

this show is incredible

Aug 19

bleu—velvet:

tracy jordan speaks the truth