Random Amusements :)

Sep 01
Sep 01

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

Sep 01

micdotcom:

11 ways to solve rape better than nail polish

The more we depend on women to prevent rape, the easier it is to blame them when it happens to them. Here’s a look at the well-documented ways we can actually stop rape. Maybe it’s time we invest a little more time and resources into implementing them before we send gallons of nail polish to colleges across the country.

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Sep 01
get to know me meme:  [2/5 favorite male characters]  ben wyatt
I have been kind of tense lately. Just thinking about the Star Wars sequel. I’m worried they’ll rely too heavily on CGI and I’m carrying it all on my shoulders.
Sep 01
Sep 01

quote where are my glasses?

— anyone who’s ever had glasses (via communistbakery)
Sep 01

I can’t go to jail, Felix! I don’t have the temperament. In the shower, if they touch me, I will cut them!

Aug 30

Are you gonna look that terrified when you take me out for a drink?

Aug 30

It’s a serious show.

Aug 30